Weirdo
Dreams come true
You're on a set, is that ancient Rome?
Now I'm in a drive-through, out on the road
I'm callin' you up, just lettin' you know
I'm missing my favourite weirdo
You're on the phone, makin' us laugh
Sometimes it gets me down bad
Our daughter misses her dad
Count the days till you're coming back
It's me and the TV, alone
Miss your commentary on my shows
But there's people outside of our home
Guess I can't say that I'm lonely
Dreams come true
But they take me far away from you
I'm out in Texas, playin' a show
Singin' these songs, they're all about you
You're on the other side of the globe
I'm missin' my favourite weirdo
Maybe next year we'll have a staycation
Morning routines and make reservations
Baby, till then, I'm lettin' you know
I'm missing my favourite weirdo
And when we're both back, I'm gonna cook (I'm gonna cook)
I'm gonna be a good wifey, like I should (Like I should)
I'm gonna clean your shirts, and press them down
Gonna pour your favourite liquor
Dreams come true
But they take me far away from you
Had a good cry, bought melatonin
Saying goodnight, you start your morning
Get on a flight, I'm not comin' home
I'm missin' my favourite weirdo
Maybe next year we'll have a staycation
Morning routines and make reservations
Baby, 'til then, I'm lettin' you know
I'm missin' my favourite weirdo
Dreams come true