#Deep


This songs about how deep I am
I'm really fucking deep bro
So deep that it's called "Hashtag Deep"

Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
Me neither
Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
Meat cleaver

The people in my life are like grains of sand
'Cause they stick together
Often near my butt hole

If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish
A fish that's drowning
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Then I am a freshly jellied kid
Come witness my crowning
These thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm hashtag deep

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat instead of on your girlfriends face?
Me neither. Me neither!
Have you ever wrote
A song note for note
And not a single note was out of place?
Duh
Hold on


Writer/s: Bo Burnham