Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe

The Locust


Split the genes with a walking asshole.
Producing some of that high grade Formica.
Yea. No. Maybe. So.
When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six.
Never leave the house fully erect, one might fall and break it right off.


Writer/s: The Locust

Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe de The Locust

This song appears in 1 album


The Peel Sessions
2010
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