Local Mix-Up/Murder Charge
Facing the light 
Local mix-up 
Someone fix up 
What we broke up
The pleasure-seekers 
Are out there tonight 
Local mix-up 
Someone fix up 
What we broke up
You as a person 
Have got to think fast 
'Cause this is a party 
But it's not gonna last 
This is the same place the fly got smashed
Dressing
Dressing
Dressing
Dressing
Dressing
Dressing
Dressing
Like a queen 
Dressing
Dressing
Dressing
Dressing
Dressing
Dressing
Dressing
Like a queen
Aluminum ashtray 
Facing the light
Local mix-up 
Someone fix up 
What we broke up
The pleasure-seekers 
Are out there tonight 
Local mix-up 
Someone fix up 
What we broke up
In the early days 
He was bursting with confidence 
I saw the light 
The shiny dream 
Over the years 
He began to submerge 
The nervous wreck 
We know him to be 
The nervous, twisted wreck 
So watch out for Joker 
Bob I wish he were just a distant relative 
But he's razor-close like blue green gelatin 
Icy-cold Acid in his heart
With this we shall draw the electrifying conclusion
They strapped him in 
Still chewing his bubblegum 
They did the Jesus-shock 
As the reporters watched 
Finally, his ticker stopped 
And they buried him with a smile on his puss
And that's the electrifying conclusion
Writer/s: Robert Pollard