Bumhole
In Polynesia the weather is fine,
The Frenchies experiment all of the time,
We are all full of shit, we know this is true,
But when you ain't got a bumhole, you feel blue.
Bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do.
The Rainbow Warrior, they blew it up,
'Cause it tried to kick up a terrible fuss,
Nuclear testing is all very well,
When you ain't got a bumhole, life can be hell.
Bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do.
Well we don't care about the size,
We don't care about the shape
But when you haven't got one,
It feels like a mistake.
Bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do.
Give us a bumhole do...