Centaur
Centaur
The King says mount up
We're going out on a ride
I say, "I'm a Centaur and I don't need a horse,
It's not neccessary."
Give it to the peasant
to plow the field
Have you seen that peasants wife?
I plowed her field
High-five!
Yea, yea, slayin' the three-headed ogre tonight
Yea, yea, blowing up dragons with hot dynomite
How do you know?
The secret of gunpowder x2
I don't know!
The King says Centaur are you hungry
Want a sugar cube?
I say King I'm only half horse and I like real food
like meat and juice
You and me, we're similar as a species
Except for the half-horse part
you know what I mean? It's not the same
Chuck knucks!
Writer/s: Steve Montgomery, Darryl Whetung, Randy Rudland, Chad Cornies