The Fucking Mall Cop
This goes out to the number one mall cop in the world
You know who you are
Paul Blart, the fucking mall cop
He rides a fucking Segway 'til his heart stops
Paul Blart, the fucking mall cop
He locks himself in and almost gets shot
Paul Blart!
The fattest fucker in the world
Paul Blart the mall cop
The segway died
Paul! Blart!
Writer/s: Herman Gjeitanger