The Spotty Nose
She's the girl
with the spotty nose
No one knows how she got those
By helicopter
she saw every doctor
Until one hurled 'you're allergic to the world!'
Don't stay up late
strictly stay in bed
Else the nettle rash might spread
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I won't even ask a dollar
to switch our collars
Change our shoes only if
I'll be you in a sniff
I won't even ask a dollar
to switch our collars
Girl, I'm ready to be just like you
Stay off the grassy bits
climb no tree
Don't eat cupcakes
don't drink tea
She nearly kissed a guy
but sneezed in his eye
And he cursed until she cried
She wants to be a doormat
life treats her like one
she wants to be stamped upon so the
itching might get gone
Chorus
She sees colors differently
tastes new flavors
Well, her grass is more green
for she's high on all the morphine!
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