Watching The Detectives


Nice girls, not one with a defect,
Cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct.
Red dogs under illegal legs.
She looks so good that he gets down and begs.

Chorus:
She is watching the detectives.
"Ooh, he's so cute!"
She is watching the detectives
When they shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
They beat him up until the teardrops start,
But he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart.

Long shot at that jumping sign,
Invisible shivers running down my spine.
Cut to baby taking off her clothes.
Close-up of the sign that says, "We never close"
He snatch at you and you match his cigarette, ?????
She pulls the eyes out with a face like a magnet.
I don't know how much more of this I can take.
She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake.

-chorus-

You think you're alone until you realize you're in it.
Now fear is here to stay. Love is here for a visit.
They call it instant justice when it's past the legal limit.
Someone's scratching at the window. I wonder who is it?
The detectives come to check if you belong to the parents
Who are ready to hear the worst about their daughter's disappearance.
Though it nearly took a miracle to get you to stay,
It only took my little fingers to blow you away.

Just like watching the detectives.
Don't get cute!
It's just like watching the detectives.
I get so angry when the teardrops start,
But he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no hearts.

Watching the detectives.
It's just like watching the detectives.
Watching the detectives. (repeat and fade)

Watching The Detectives de Elvis Costello

This song appears in 11 albums


The First Ten Years
2015

Unfaithful Music & Soundtrack Album
2015

The Return of the Spectacular Spinning Songbook
2012

Live At Hollywood High
2010

Live At the El Mocambo
2009

The Best of Elvis Costello: The First 10 Years
2007

iTunes Originals: Elvis Costello
2007

My Flame Burns Blue (Live with the Metropole Orkest)
2005

My Flame Burns Blue - Elvis Costello Live With the Metropole Orkest
2005

My Aim Is True (Deluxe Edition)
1977

My Aim Is True
1977
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