Amsterdamn
heroin needles on the street
walk around but watch your feet
night clubs with shite sounds
djs earning thousands of pounds
nice girls nice ass
boys walking round with handbags
red light fat whores
h.i.v. behind every door
so this is amsterdam
red light city amsterdam
so this is amsterdam
all night city amsterdam
coffee shop cannabis haze
they all eat chips with mayonaisse
talking dutch a "vreemde taal"
then they threw my bike in the fuckin canal
crossing the road in amsterdam
i got knocked down by a yellow tram
pleasure boat see the sights
can't see a thing for red lights
souvenir shops with nothing to choose
i bought myself some wooden shoes
in the city of love and peace
i buy my hash from the parking police
pickpocket junkies stole my cash
then threw my wallet into the trash
coffee shops with a cannabis haze
people get stoned for days and days