Welcome to My Car
Welcome to my car
To my rolling limousine
To my gasoline-scented boudoir
Lined in black velvet
Like a quiet space helmet
Each gadget designed to unmake me
Welcome to my jammie
Steam up my windows, please
Excuse all the driving debris
The Marquis de Sade would
Have gone green with envy
At the sight of the stains on my upholstery
When I get bored by driving shows
I find the backseat so bizarre
So, come on
Steam up my windows, please
Welcome to my car
Welcome to my car
Welcome to my car
To my rolling limousine
To my nicotine-scented boudoir
You know, I dated Snow White once
She put up quite a resistance
To me and the dwarves on the back seat
Welcome to my jammie
Steam up my windows, please
Your mind might dictate to your body
But your body dictates to
Dictators who need you
To do things to them that no mind could ever do
When I get bored by driving shows
I find the backseat so bizarre
So, come on
Steam up my windows, please
Welcome to my car
Welcome to my car
Welcome to my car